I can't stop shaking. There was a loud, banging on my front door and I immediately ran and hid in the closet under the stairs. Okay, I didn't actually go IN the closet but I was right outside of it, where the knocker couldn't see me.
But then I thought, "Hey, I know that knock. That's the knock of a UPS man! He must be here with my VitaTops!" I ran to the front door, swung it open and saw the brown truck driving away. "Wait!! I'm here! Please don't leave and take my VitaTops!" I screamed.
I hung my head in defeat but then I saw it...right there on my front porch (stoop, really). The white box bearing the words Vitalicious! He left them for me! Oh, glorious day!
It's gonna be a good weekend. Well, it will be once I stop shaking.
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