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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Easy Riders

We have done the Disney thing. And it was fun. But we had a double stroller, diapers, change of clothes, lots of snacks and some whining. This past spring break we ditched Disney and went for Universal and LegoLand. And I think I can confidently say we are done with Disney. On this trip all I brought to the parks was a mid-sized purse. No stroller. No diapers. Minimal whining. With Leo and Gus being 6 and 9, we flew through the parks and everyone could ride everything. (We've been height challenged in the past.) Universal had amazing rides and LegoLand had amazing Legos (and a waterpark!) Here is a photo dump from quite possibly our best trip yet:







































Thursday, March 15, 2018

Leo and Gus say the Darndest Things XVIIMIIX







I thought that, as Leo and Gus got older, the cute (i.e. ignorant) things they said wouldn't be so cute anymore. But at ages 9 and 6, they're still pretty cute. It is quite amusing to hear their take on the world. Whenever they say something worth repeating, I type it into a little list-making app. Yes, they have an app for that! So with that, I am just going to dump all the latest funnies right here: 












Leo: I always say, "The More the Merrier."
Me: Oh, really? Is that your motto?
Leo: Sometimes. Depends on what it's more of.

(I guess that one was more insightful than funny...I appreciated it cause I always say "The More the Scarier.")


Gus: Why do babies go in bellies?
Me: Because that's how God made it.
Gus: What if I have a baby in my belly right now?
Me: Boys can't have babies in their bellies.
Gus: I'm glad I'm a boy! I don't have to have nipples. pause
Wait!!! I DO have nipples!!



Me: I have to go give Leo his medicine.
Gus: What does Leo have again? Social Media?



Leo, explaining dog breeding to Gus: When dogs get married it's called breeding. Right, mommy?
Me: Yes, exactly.



Gus: The word free has two meanings.
Me: Hmmm...I guess it does.
Gus: Yep, free like I'm free to go and free like one two free.



Gus: A kid in karate got his belt taken away.
Me: Really? Why?
Gus: I don't know.
Me: Well, who was it?
Gus: I don't know and besides (in stern voice), it is none of our responsibility!!



Frank: When you guys take vacations with your families when you're older, where do you think you'll go?
Leo: I'm not going to have kids.
Frank: So you won't ever go on vacation?
Leo: If I don't have kids, my whole life will be a vacation.

Another insightful one from Leo!!


That's all I got! But I will keep collecting these gems on my trusty app. 
(Btw, I don't know why the only pics I could find of them together are shirtless.) 


Tuesday, February 06, 2018

A Zuckerberg Break

I have been on Facebook since 2008--practically a pioneer. But recently I had an epiphany that not only is it a huge time suck, but my "friends'" posts are sometimes so incredibly annoying, I find myself irritated after a quick scroll through my newsfeed. So I broke up with Facebook right before Christmas and so far, I don't feel the need to go back. Now, I didn't totally deactivate my account. Zuckerberg has his claws into me so a lot of my accounts (like PayPal or Uber or whatever) are linked through Facebook.

But since I have been on this hiatus, I am less irritable. I am not so bitter. And I have lost ten pounds! Okay, two out of three of those are true. Here are some of the things I do not miss about Facebook:

1. Kid tributes

Whenever one of my Facebook friends' precious children has a birthday, they often feel the need to directly address that child (who typically does not have a FB account) and pay tribute to them. It almost always contains the following three components:


  • Sweet 
  • To the moon and back 
  • Please stop time/freeze time 
And it usually goes a little something like this: 

"Happy 6th birthday to our sweet Jackson!! You are caring, kind, funny, athletic, smart and even though you drive us crazy sometimes, we couldn't be prouder to be your parents! We love you to the moon and back, sweet Jackson! I cannot believe you are SIX YEARS OLD! Time please stop!"

And that's a short one. I had one friend who called her child "quite simply, amazing." Really? A six year old? What, in his short life, could he have done that is so amazing? Just curious. And are kids really "sweet?" I know mine aren't and that is why I especially hate that adjective. Yes, we get it. You love them to the moon and back. Well, I love mine to the moon and back and then BACK AGAIN to the moon! So there. 


2. Spouse tributes

People, if you love your spouse, just tell them. Or write it in a card. But do we really need to see a mushy post to your spouse (who sometimes, like the child, isn't even on Facebook) EVERY ANNIVERSARY?

"Happy 11th anniversary to my soul mate! These past eleven years haven't always been easy but through it all, you have been my constant companion, supporter and lover. And our three amazing children are a testament to that. I love you and them to the moon and back."

3. Child shaming 

As much as people love to brag about their own children, they also like to diss other children. A friend of mine posted that her two year old was bitten by another two year old classmate at school She posted a picture of her sweet victim. 50+ comments later, I'm surprised the mother of the biter didn't have to go into the Witness Protection Program. She didn't train her child to bite. He's two! That could have been any of your children. "Oh, but my sweet child would never bite!" Well, then you're lucky. It's not cause of anything you're doing. But God could have given you a biting child and you would still have to love him to the moon and back.


4. Pyramid schemes 

So if you're selling something and you just say, "I'm selling this. Do you want to buy it?" I'm cool with that. But if you're trying to sell your "lifestyle" to lure me into your pyramid scheme, we're not cool.

"This is my 'office' for today--view of my pool, my coffee...love working from home and having flexibility!! #youshouldjoinme #jobperks


5. Profile pics of kids 

Your profile picture represents YOU. If you make your profile pic your kid, are you saying that YOU are your KID? Cause I usually think of myself as a separate human from my children. But that's just me. And what message does that send to your kid? I mean, you already said he/she is "quite simply, amazing" and now you are saying you want to be him/her? It's hard for me to believe little Madison can stay so "sweet" with all of this worshipping.

6. Ya'll 

Y'all, it's spelled y'all. Not ya'll. It is a contraction for "you all." Y'all are welcome.


As you can see, I am getting back to my bitter, irritable, ten pounds heavier attitude just thinking about all of these Facebook pet peeves. I'm going to forget about it all now and get back to my super flexible, quite simply, amazing Facebook-less life.


Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Woah Snow!


In Atlanta and in Dallas, we are prepared for an annual snow or ice day. Schools close. We dare not drive. We bust out the winter coats, hats, gloves and boots that we have purchased for such an event. Most of us even have at least one sled. If not, we use laundry baskets.

But last week in Atlanta we got LOTS of snow. More snow than I have seen outside of Colorado. I heard different reports so I don't have an accurate inch count. But let's just say it was somewhere between seven and eleven inches of snow.

We did all the usual things but it was even more fun because the snow was powdery, not icy. And oddly enough, it wasn't horribly cold. Another cool thing about this snow (besides the amount of it), was the fact that it happened in December, so the snow mixed with the Christmas decorations made for postcard-like pics. However, we were so busy in the snow that I don't have tons of pictures. But I give you this photo dump of the few I do have so you can see (and I can always remember) Snowmageddon 2017!




We made a LEGIT snowman. 


Driving was a little treacherous, especially when you are trying to take pictures. 


Smitty has seen snow once before but Luna (our neighbor's dog) was a snow newbie.



They both loved it. Smitty wore his "Thunder Coat" just in case. 


Catching the snow. 


Eating the snow. 
Our snowed-in house


Another road pic. 

Me, a regular snow bunny. 


Working on their snowman

Ready to take a sled ride with neighbor Dylan. 






My cookie exchange went on during the snow! 

Gus delivered luminaries to neighbors (uphill in the snow both ways!) 



This was the weekend after the snow but had to include Smitty meeting Santa. 

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Musical Mayhem

Sweet Apple Elementary is known for its musicals. And by "known," I mean by the parents and students. Each grade does a musical review of some sort of theme. Leo has done one about Thanksgiving, one about the weather and one about school. For this, his FOURTH musical at Sweet Apple, he participated in Bee-bop with Aesop--all about Aesop's Fables. Leo did great. And by "great," I mean he didn't do anything weird during the musical. #winning

You will pleased to know that I just recorded the first thirty seconds or so of each song :)