"Hee Hee. I have mommy's phone! Oh what fun I am going to have! First, I will take pictures of mommy. What is she yelling about?"
"I'm going to try one of those things…what do they call it when you take a picture of yourself? Oh, right. A selfie! Here I go! Well that didn't work. Pinterest fail!"
"I'll try again. There. Nailed it!"
"Uh-oh. I think mommy might be mad. I'm not sure why. She's trying to take the phone away from me! No way. I'm having too much fun. I'll just take more pictures of her!"
"There is steam blowing out of mommy's ears! I've got to get a shot of that and show my friends in preschool Frog's class!"
"Now she is threatening me. Says she'll take my shoo shoo. Whatever. I have three more! Gonna just keep snapping photos!"
"I think mommy is going to cry. But she really should smile for the camera! That's what she always tells me to do!"