After unloading your groceries from the cart and into your car, what do you do with said cart?
a). Push it back into the store and along the way gather up seventeen other carts and take them back too.
b). Put it in the cart corral.
c). Turn it upside down and leave it in the parking lot. Then take another cart and push it into the nearest neighborhood.
When pouring cereal do you…
a). Fill the bowl with so much milk that it starts to spill over onto the sides and then onto the counter and eventually onto the floor so that cats from all over the neighborhood show up at your door.
b). Fill half the bowl with cereal, half the bowl with milk.
c). Use no milk at all even though there’s a higher risk of teeth breakage.
You think that Neil Diamond is…
a). The greatest singer/songwriter of all time; you copy his fashion choices and even convince yourself you’re related to him.
b). All right. Sweet Caroline is cool but Solitary Man is lame.
c). As cheesy as a big block O’ Velveeta.
MTV makes you…
a). A little bit nauseous. You can’t watch it and eat at the same time if they’re showing videos.
b). intrigued. You like to stay hip to what the kids are watching.
c). hyped! You can even watch Marilyn Manson videos and eat dinner at the same time!
You thought the words to Brown Eyed Girl included…
a). Casper Marry Background Law
b). Cast my memory back there, Lord
c). Cut her mammary back hair, Laurence
You use dryer sheets to…
a). clean your whole house including your shower, sink and sometimes even the mail box—pretty much for everything except getting static electricity out of clothes
b). get static electricity out of clothes.
c). disguise the smell of pot smoke
Jennifer Aniston is…
a). Your best friend
b). A decent actress with nice legs
c). Over-rated, untalented and a fool to date Vince Vaughn…although you’d still go on that trip to Acapulco if Writinggal invited you.
Are you an IMer?
a). No way! Who wants someone tapping on your shoulder all day?
b). Yes but just for personal use during the lunch hour.
c). Of course! I use it for everything—work, personal, to talk to someone sitting at the same table as me at a restaurant. I’m even using it to send all my answers to this blog quiz. Gotta go. Someone’s tapping me on the shoulder.
Now, count up how many A’s B’s and C’s you have and read your personality profile:
Mostly A’s: You are just like Writinggal! Congrats!
Mostly B’s: You are lame.
Mostly C’s: You are weird.
I do hope this provided helpful insight into your own behavior and that, if you got a lot of B's and C's, you now know what you need to work on. First things first, gotta sog up that cereal.
4 comments:
I guess I am boring since I have all "Bs" except for an A on IMing.
It's better than being weird...and at least you put your cart away.
I'm lame too! Maybe I'm actually friends with the wrong sister!
Maybe there is just no one like me!
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