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Thursday, June 29, 2006
Day 3: I Hate my Soft Diet
Who wants to eat soft food for 14 days? Yogurt makes me yawn. I curse at cottage cheese. And I’m definitely done with soup.
Even my much-anticipated VitaTop ice cream milkshake was at best palatable.
On day one Frank did soft foods with me too. Well, he had a bowl of soup with a corn dog so he partially did the diet. By day two he was done with soft foods and I made him this chicken, pasta, veggie dish I’ve been wanting to make. Who wants to cook food you can’t even eat? If I wanted that I’d be a food stylist. They put too much glue and sheen on food to eat it.
I want to chew. I want to bite. I want to devour!
And I really want a drink.
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6 comments:
Just saw Stef's idea from yesterday about mashed potatoes. That sounds divine!
Also, when I was eating a tiny can of soup last night and considering having a second, I noticed that the back said it was 2.5 servings! What?? I needed to eat like 7.5 servings just to stay coherent!
What about cheese ravioli? Those are soft and yummy...with just a tad bit of chewing.
Maybe in a few days. I can't have food getting caught up in my "gum band-aids." Gross, I know!
Ahhh I see.
I had gum surgery a while back. Had a bone graph done with cow bone. Justin called me moo-mouth for a while. What a jerk!
Soft foods get old real fast.
Can you imagine if I had that done? Then I REALLY couldn't shake this Elsie the Cow thing!
That's a good one Elsie, I mean Elsa!!
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