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Thursday, July 19, 2007

The cable guy thinks my name is Cher

I don't know whether that's an insult...

...or a compliment.





But I've been answering to it all morning. It's too late to tell him my real name now. I mean, it's not like I can turn back time.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if you have to sign something? You'll have to sign Mrs. Simcik.

Writinggal said...

That's the point where he started questioning the whole thing after hours of:

"Hey, Cher, where do you want this outlet?"

"Excuse me, Cher, could I have some more Pepsi?"

"Ya gotta any coat hangers, Cher?"

But when I signed it "Elsa" he said, "I thought your name was Cher."

I said, "Like the singer?"

He said yes.

Darn.

If I could reach the stars I would not give them all to the cable guy.

Liz said...

I mean... AS IF he should be asking you for coat hangers. He is totally buggin'. At least he didn't turn around, grab your ass and say "I don't need Pepsi, because I got you babe."

Writinggal said...

Yeah, he was definitely rolling with the homies.