Thursday, July 19, 2007

The cable guy thinks my name is Cher

I don't know whether that's an insult...

...or a compliment.





But I've been answering to it all morning. It's too late to tell him my real name now. I mean, it's not like I can turn back time.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:26 PM

    What if you have to sign something? You'll have to sign Mrs. Simcik.

    ReplyDelete
  2. That's the point where he started questioning the whole thing after hours of:

    "Hey, Cher, where do you want this outlet?"

    "Excuse me, Cher, could I have some more Pepsi?"

    "Ya gotta any coat hangers, Cher?"

    But when I signed it "Elsa" he said, "I thought your name was Cher."

    I said, "Like the singer?"

    He said yes.

    Darn.

    If I could reach the stars I would not give them all to the cable guy.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I mean... AS IF he should be asking you for coat hangers. He is totally buggin'. At least he didn't turn around, grab your ass and say "I don't need Pepsi, because I got you babe."

    ReplyDelete
  4. Yeah, he was definitely rolling with the homies.

    ReplyDelete