I had gum surgery yesterday. Now I’m left with stitches, a couple of “gum band-aids” stuck in my mouth (including one that makes me look like I’m dipping) and the best part, a diet consisting of only soft foods! Why am I excited about this? It means I have to follow rules! Well, really just one rule: no chewing. Oh, and they also discourage the use of straws.
Last night I went to the grocery store to stock up on softies for the next two weeks. I got:
Oatmeal (which I’ve already eaten twice now)
Cottage Cheese
Yogurt
Ice cream (It’s like I got my tonsils out!)
Tons of soup (tip: don’t get private label soup. Gotta go with Campbell’s. The other stuff tastes like toilet bowl cleaner. Not that I know what that tastes like but you know what I mean.)
I also got bananas for my smoothies. Yesterday, while I was recovering and before we went to the store, I was still groggy from the drugs and had to create some sort of soft meal based on what we had in the house. For some reason, a peanut butter and banana smoothie sounded really good:
1 banana
3 tablespoons of whipped peanut butter
Some milk (not sure how much cause I was loopy)
A few pieces of Kashi
Even though I couldn’t use a straw it was excellent! One of my better smoothies I must say.
So today on the meal plan is:
Breakfast: Oatmeal
Lunch: PB and banana smoothie; some yogurt
Snack: Cottage cheese
Dinner: Soup (The exciting part will be picking which kind. I’ve got ‘em all.)
Dessert: Ice cream
So on day two that still sounds pretty good. I’ll let you know what I think by day 14. I probably won’t even want to hear the word soup. And I’ll be dying for a straw. But hopefully I won’t pick up a dipping habit.
One rule I don't like: No alcohol for five days.
ReplyDeleteThat is a hard one!! I made that rule for myself so I can dry out from Mexico-if you know what I mean...
ReplyDeleteWell there goes my plan for giving you a big bottle of Tequila as a thank you for driving me to the surgery, Cul de Sac Carrie!
ReplyDeleteI'll eat extra Kashi just for you Elsa!
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse: what if no alcohol for 14 days and soft food for 5 days...hummm
ReplyDeleteYou are very brave, Dad Frankie. I had the same surgery done. Hopefully my mouth won't look like Donald Trump's head though.
ReplyDeleteWriting gal is the "Queen of Instant Mashed Potatoes"
ReplyDeleteI guess you can drink for the 4th though!